I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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