This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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