i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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