u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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