Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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