idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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