the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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