no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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