her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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