Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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