That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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