Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.