there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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