How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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