all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize