your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
