I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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