everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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