Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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