oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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