So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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