That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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