The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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