You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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