I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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