You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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