so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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