Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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