Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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