I wanna bring you to show and tell
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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