Having a random hookup so left but love u
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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