we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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