And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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