If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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