Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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