fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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