So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize