I am in a vortex of obligation.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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