i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
