brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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