New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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