What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect