Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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