he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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