like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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