Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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