mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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