Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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