I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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