I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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