Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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