Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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