love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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