Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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