ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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