kristin has been a bad kristin
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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